Every Time You Smoke..

Here’s some nonsense I thought of after leaving the gas station and not purchasing cigarettes for the 5th day! Yippee Skippie!

So, instead of the boring and heartfelt no-smoking commercials we have today, they should just post some ridiculous one liners to deter people. ┬áHere’s a few of mine, feel free to comment some of yours..

  • “Don’t smoke tonight if you want to find a boyfriend.”
  • “Every time you smoke your vagina gets looser.”
  • “Every time you smoke your penis gets smaller.”
  • “Each cigarette you smoke kills a fairy.”
  • “When you smoke you are more susceptible to gang violence.”
  • “When you smoke you are more susceptible to demon encounters.”
  • “Every time you smoke Nikki Minaj farts.”
  • “Spiders love cigarette smokers.”

Lets try out some of these on big tobacco, and happy breathing!

Xoxo

Thomas

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