Here’s some nonsense I thought of after leaving the gas station and not purchasing cigarettes for the 5th day! Yippee Skippie!
So, instead of the boring and heartfelt no-smoking commercials we have today, they should just post some ridiculous one liners to deter people. Here’s a few of mine, feel free to comment some of yours..
- “Don’t smoke tonight if you want to find a boyfriend.”
- “Every time you smoke your vagina gets looser.”
- “Every time you smoke your penis gets smaller.”
- “Each cigarette you smoke kills a fairy.”
- “When you smoke you are more susceptible to gang violence.”
- “When you smoke you are more susceptible to demon encounters.”
- “Every time you smoke Nikki Minaj farts.”
- “Spiders love cigarette smokers.”
Lets try out some of these on big tobacco, and happy breathing!